I'm the friend girl. The opposite of Brett Bretterson. I'm one of the boys, and it's always the ones that I love from afar that see me as fun, amazing, brilliant, fantastic, solid, stalwart, and utterly undateable.

I'm tired of being the one that someone I pine for comes to to cry about the crush they can't have realized. I listen because it's kind, and I offer advice because I want people to feel happy.

But I am pained, all the same.

Good luck to you.