Oh.

My.

God.

OHMYGOD. It's unbelievably bad. BAD. The opening credits for the pilot episode consist of Buck lying asleep on his name, all giant and lit up, with seriously cheesy soft core porno music playing while heaps of really hot 1979 women in silver bikini's and bodysuits with HUGE sunglasses and fluffy hair roll around, approach and kiss his sleeping face, and generally pout for the camera.

Also, the little robot, Tipsy or whatever his name is, the one that makes the beedeebeedee noise, he bursts out with a word once in a while, voiced by the immortal Mel Blanc. Buck was drinking some water and Poopsie or Trippy said "lachaim"(I can't spell that). Yep, kids, Trotsky was a jewish robot.

Mayhem. But as a kid I never realized that Gil (Buck Rogers) was actually kinda hot. Feathered hair and all. I mean, after all, I was three when the show first aired...

My ex-boyfriend Trevor was not even born.

Bedtime!