"Dear Ms. McGregor,

I am a big fan of your work as an actress. I recently saw you in a little indie short called "Living With the Dead", and I loved your performance. I was wondering if you accept autograph requests through the mail. If so, I was hoping you might tell me how I could go about getting an autograph from you. It would really mean a lot to me as a fan. Thank you for your time and your wonderful work. I hope to hear from you soon."

I did that film like five years ago, and it was the first film I've ever made, and I thought my performace was awful. No accounting for taste?

What do you think? Fan or Stalker?