It's actually exceedingly creepy. He sits on my bed, about six inches from my face, WHILE I SLEEP, and watches me. He doesn't make a sound, he doesn't wake me up.

But the second I open an eye, he's on it. He sticks his paw out and lightly pokes me with one claw. Yes, one SINGLE claw, if you can imagine, and begins to chirp at me.

Breakfast!!

Creepy little bastard. I wonder how long he sits there waiting and watching.

Creepy.

HEY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! I love this holiday.